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My name is Martha (also know as Mars) so welcome to my life!! I will discuss everything in my life BOYS, love, relationships, friendships, TV shows and just general goss!! I'll probs share too much info but here we are. Hoping to give my listeners some lols. Love ya, Mars
Episodes
Thursday Aug 20, 2020
Getting down to the Nit-Tea, Grit-Tea: Getting over a break-up
Thursday Aug 20, 2020
Thursday Aug 20, 2020
Today we are getting down to the Nit-Tea, Grit-Tea, you asked for some advice so here we go ladies and gents. I will be spilling my tea as well as trying to help some of you with questions you have sent me (so keep them coming). Today we are discussing how to get over break-ups. Yes we will be discussing the highs, the lows and I will be giving my top tips on how I dealt with it. Let me know what you think,
Love ya,
Mars
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Summer lovinnn: AYYYYY WE'RE GOING TO IBIZAAAAA
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Monday Aug 10, 2020
So today we are....AYYYYY GOING TO IBEEEFAAA!! The most iconic place to be in summer for a cheeky party, cheeky somethinnn somethinnn. If you wanna hear about crazy boat trips, near encounters with a great white shark, and the most scandalous affair since Brad and Angelina then sleep listening.
Love ya,
Mars
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Summer lovinnn: Interrailing how are ya?? 'I break your legs'
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
This could be the most iconic podcast yet! Today we are diving into my interrailing experience, my first big trip with the girls being very loose. If you wanna hear all about me kissing too many boys, a cheeky summer fling and a sky diving instructor nearly breaking my legs this is the podcast for you!
Love ya,
Mars
Friday Jul 24, 2020
Summer lovinnn: Gagging for a summer fling
Friday Jul 24, 2020
Friday Jul 24, 2020
So today we are discussing summer flings and how much I need one in my life right now, so any suggestions send them my way!! Get the tea on my summer flings and the goss they brought into my life! 5 weeks left of summer is there still hope???
Love ya,
Mars
Monday Jul 13, 2020
Monday Jul 13, 2020
We are back once again to the ICONIC Portugal for another summer lovin story. Today we delve into my summer fling with a French hottie as well as examining why all the boys want you when you are taken?! I'm giving the goss on a romantic night running through sprinklers and taking a trip up to a boys bedroom... scared! As always, enjoy at my expense.
Love ya,
Mars
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
Summer Lovinnn Had Me a Bloody Blast: Come here to me Federer!
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
Tuesday Jul 07, 2020
So FINALLY we are getting madly involved in summer romances. We have a LOT to get through, but I thought I would begin with two innocent little crushes I had on me hollibops. Alex's if you are listening, call, text, email, fax, send a letter or just slide into the DM's anytime, I'll be waiting. As always enjoy at my expense.
Love ya all,
Mars
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Teenage Boyfriends: 'He was half my height, but deece'
Friday Jun 26, 2020
Friday Jun 26, 2020
So today we are discussing teenage boyfriends. We don't count them as real boyfriends now, some of us hardly remember their names...but my God was it serious at the time. Today I discuss two iconic relationships I had as an awkward 13/14 year old. From texting 24/7, being official before you ever meet and awful kisses. Hope you get a good laugh, as always at my expense.
Love ya,
Mars
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
THE ICK: 'If it wasn't for your ding dong, I'd be in Azerbaijan'
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Thursday Jun 18, 2020
Today we are discussing THE ICK (we have all be there.) The ICK is when you fancy someone and then they do one thing and they become repulsive, it's v grim. In todays podcast I discuss times when this has happened to me with two very iconic stories. Once again I am giving you the tea at my expense with these two iconiccccc stories. Today is a longer episode as its my BDAY week so only one podcast this week I'm afraid!
Love ya,
Mars
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
WEZZZ DAYZZZ: 'I swear I was topped'
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Now it's time take a journey back to the most iconic time of our lives.... Wezz. This disco was the peak of my existence so I hope you enjoy all this juicy goss. From our first 'scores', to topping and dodgy alleys the stuff that went on behind these walls were DISGRACEFUL. If you didn't go to Wezz, I'm sorry, but you did't live. Once again enjoy at my expense.
Love ya,
Mars
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Love of me life part 2. This part we finally get into the deets of when we started actually going out and of course the BREAK-UP!! I discuss a trip to Rome, his bday, him dumping my fat ass and of course how to deal with a break-up. So if you need some juicy goss in your life, look no further I have you sorted. Once again enjoy on my expense haha.
Love ya,
Mars